People who have near death experiences all talk about a peaceful, euphoric , bright light enveloping them. From the moment we are conceived, we are moving towards that light. This is my heels diggin' in, I don't wanna' go, reluctant journey, into the light. Stephen







Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Nekkid Emperors

DRUDGE REPORT HEADLINES:

Winter Could Be Worst in 25 Years for USA...


CHILL MAP...


Britain's big snow shuts cities...


GAS SUPPLIES RUNNING OUT IN UK...


Elderly burn books for warmth?


Army drafted to rescue 1,000 snow stranded motorists...


Vermont sets 'all-time record for one snowstorm'...


Iowa temps 'a solid 30 degrees below normal'...


Seoul buried in heaviest snowfall in 70 years...


3 die in fire at Detroit home; power was cut...


Midwest Sees Near-Record Lows, Snow By The Foot...


Miami shivers from coldest weather in decade; Florida Gov Signs Emergency Order ...


Cold snap spurs power rationing in China...


Aren't you glad you aren't Al Gore right now?  It must be humiliating for him to have his big Nobel Peace Prize winning piece de resistance lying about in frozen shards. This was going to be Al's big chance to finally show Bill Clinton who really was the tallest hog at the trough. All those big donations that Slick Willie raked in were mere millions.  Al was going for a billion. With a capital B.  I mean, after all, the science was settled. Power hungry politicians all lined up, hands out, this thing was happening.  Cap and Trade baby!!  Then, UH OH. Climategate.

 The day it broke I called Al's office in Nashville.  NO COMMENT I was told by the cute sounding phone answerer babe.  I called alot over the next 10 days or so.  NO COMMENT.  Al cancelled his speech in Copenhagen and slunk out of town in the blizzard conditions.  And now it seems that even God is mocking poor Al.  As in; see the Drudge Headlines above.  Somewhere, Al's  true believers are huddled in a snow cave plotting their next move.  This thing is far from over, but the AGW nekkid emperors will have an easier time selling lumps of coal than carbon credits. 

At least Al had the good sense to equip himself personally for that which he predicted.  Rising seas, flooded coastlines, SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES!  Keep stroking Al. 





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